Kristen Yaldor suffered a broken femur and significant skin and muscle loss on her thigh and knee, requiring more than 20 surgical procedures. [1]
Kristen Yaldor, from Florida, was celebrating her 37th birthday with her husband Ryan on a canoe trip on the Zambezi River in Zimbabwe in 2018 when a hippo attacked their canoe, throwing her into the water. [2]
Kristen Yaldor escaped the hippo by reaching for its jaw, which disoriented the animal and caused it to release her. [3]
Kristen Yaldor told The Guardian that she saw a submerged hippo that came under their canoe and leapt up, forcing them out and bending the canoe. [4]
Kristen Yaldor was told at a trauma centre in Johannesburg that she suffered a broken femur and needed a skin graft, and she has since undergone over 20 surgeries. [5]
Ryan Yaldor, Kristen's husband, said the hippo attack lasted around 45 seconds while he watched from the shore. [6]
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Kristen Yaldor suffered a broken femur and significant skin and muscle loss on her thigh and knee, requiring more than 20 surgical procedures. · Daily Express
Kristen Yaldor, from Florida, was celebrating her 37th birthday with her husband Ryan on a canoe trip on the Zambezi River in Zimbabwe in 2018 when a hippo attacked their canoe, throwing her into the water. · Daily Express
Kristen Yaldor escaped the hippo by reaching for its jaw, which disoriented the animal and caused it to release her. · Daily Express
Kristen Yaldor told The Guardian that she saw a submerged hippo that came under their canoe and leapt up, forcing them out and bending the canoe. · Daily Express
Kristen Yaldor was told at a trauma centre in Johannesburg that she suffered a broken femur and needed a skin graft, and she has since undergone over 20 surgeries. · Daily Star
Ryan Yaldor, Kristen's husband, said the hippo attack lasted around 45 seconds while he watched from the shore. · Daily Star
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